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We care about simplicity as much as you do

Minimal resource usage

All our products are designed with a focus of minimizing hardware costs

No-bullshit approach

Honesty is one of our core values

Enterprise ready

We leverage core skillsets and world-class team synergy through enterpriseness to provide clients worldwide with robust, scalable, modern turnkey implementations of flexible, personalized, cutting-edge Internet-enabled e-business application product suite e-solution architectures that accelerate response to customer and real-world market demands and reliably adapt to evolving technology needs, seamlessly and efficiently integrating and synchronizing with their existing legacy infrastructure, enhancing the e-readiness capabilities of their e-commerce production environments across the enterprise while giving them a critical competitive advantage and taking them to the next level.

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International coverage

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Certified experts

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Bleeding edge technology

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Plans and pricing

Stallman Tier


All the benefits of the enterprise plan, plus:
You can redistribute it and/or modify it under the terms of the GNU General Public License
As published by the Free Software Foundation
Either version 3 of the License, or (at your option) any later version
For open source developers

Fish Tier


Best value!

All the benefits of the free plan, plus:
24/7 support
99.9% SLA
30 day money back guarantee
For indie developers

Slim Tier


All the benefits of the indie plan, plus:
Phone and fax support
99.999999% SLA
For enterprise scalable business solutions


Contact us

  • IRC: PM "dx" on freenode (and maybe other networks)
  • @dekisu (I rarely tweet but I follow people there)
  • dequis
  • dequis
  • dequis
  • dx (broken atm lol)
  • Jabber:
  • MSN: dx (still alive)
  • Skype: dx (it's actually MSN)

Frequently Asked Questions

Not really asked by anyone

Does your service scale?

Short answer: Yes.

Long answer: Every single component of our server architecture is designed to scale by using asynchronous nonblocking cloud-based on-demand buzzwords. Consistent usage of buzzwords is known to guarantee both maximum hardware resource usage and trivial deployment of additional capacity.

Are there any benchmarks?

In our scientific laboratory tests, we have found out that our platform supports running code that saturates on CPU and scales to all cores.

This is the benchmark we used, based on the industry standard "Hello world"

$ echo 'main(){while(1){}}' | gcc -xc -
$ for i in seq `nproc`; do ./a.out &; done
What are you selling here?
Absolutely nothing. In fact this is just a page to hold my personal contact info.
Are you available for hire?
Refer to the semi-transparent text under the title of the current section.
What does "dequis" mean?
"dx". If you read those letters in spanish, you get "dequis"
What does "dx" mean?
I don't know, you tell me. Seriously, I like hearing interpretations of its meaning.
How do you pronounce "dequis"?
Something like "deh-kiss", I guess. Here's a lady with a cute voice saying my name. (it's actually from google translate)
Is this a joke?
Do you really have to ask?
Your website isn't funny
ur mem isn't funny get rekt scrub #yolo
Also that isn't a question.

About us

Should be "about me" instead
but let's just pretend I'm still konata

dx (AKA dequis)

I'm some random programmer. I like python. C is fun, too. My github stats say that I love java but that's a lie.

I live my life ironically. Seriousness is a concept that has abandoned my soul a long time ago. My existence is no more than an in-joke, only understood by a group of people who have already trascended the mundane parameters of society, and as such, they cannot laugh.

I like chinese cartoons and shitty dubstep.

The contact info section up there is real btw.